Oxymorons and other swear words

Ask me anything   Ally Kelly
Biotechnology student/lover of literature

If I fancy myself an aspiring writer, then perhaps its time to put my money where my mouth is and begin publishing if in the most amateur sense possible.
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'You are the smell before rain', totally illegible photo but the intention is there 🌱

'You are the smell before rain', totally illegible photo but the intention is there 🌱

— 4 days ago with 3 notes
#brand new  #tattoo  #brand new lyrics 

the-pursuit-of-yaoi:

cielphantomhivelover:

marshmallowpuffs:

toptiermage:

I want to see this in a horror game

Those trees are really prett— oh.

Wtf did i just see…

….WAIT

(via feedyourwanderlust)

— 3 weeks ago with 393052 notes
"If a girl is lucky enough to receive any sex education, she will be taught the biological basics. She’ll learn that men have penises and testicles and produce sperm and women have vaginas and uterii and produce ova. She’ll learn that when a man and a woman have sex, the man inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina until he ejaculates. She’ll learn that the semen in the ejaculate will render her vulnerable to pregnancy so she will have to protect herself by using a hormonal or a barrier contraceptive. Hormonal contraception is preferable because barrier methods such as condoms, while safer for women, apparently reduce sensation for men which is obviously a no-no. It’s much better that a woman take a pill every day for her entire reproductive lifespan, or get a painful injection every 12 weeks, or have a copper rod inserted into her uterus, or a silicone rod implanted into her arm. She probably won’t learn that 3 out of 4 women never orgasm from vaginal intercourse. She almost definitely won’t learn how women do achieve orgasm. She’ll learn her place as a receptacle."
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f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Danish artist Peter Callesen creates complex sculptures and scenes with symbolic imagery by cutting and folding single sheets of plain white paper.

The solid, imaginative forms and humorous imagery emerging from each sheet of paper is all the more remarkable considering the intricate sculptural detail and symbolism he usually adds in the process. His art usually depicts tragedy in various shapes and forms – by using a simple featureless material, the drama of each scene and the fragile nature of the characters involved are even more intensified.

 

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— 3 weeks ago with 1830 notes
toni-tan:

-onyourknees:

germantattookid:

I will never not reblog this.

oh….. my god

fuCK;;

toni-tan:

-onyourknees:

germantattookid:

I will never not reblog this.

oh….. my god

fuCK;;

(Source: humoristics, via woe-wuz-me)

— 3 weeks ago with 591244 notes

Bring Me The Horizon Sleepwalking (Piano Cover)

(Source: necpd, via ddecatur)

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prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker, via fckindumb)

— 3 weeks ago with 589269 notes
Last night in Sydney : Love Love Love ❤ (at Rushcutters Bay)

Last night in Sydney : Love Love Love ❤ (at Rushcutters Bay)

— 1 month ago
natgeofound:

A flock of birds fly up from an enclosed courtyard in Old Havana, December 1987.Photograph by James L. Stanfield, National Geographic

natgeofound:

A flock of birds fly up from an enclosed courtyard in Old Havana, December 1987.Photograph by James L. Stanfield, National Geographic

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— 2 months ago with 5160 notes