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mong kok, hong kong by kailuo wong

mong kok, hong kong by kailuo wong

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— 20 hours ago with 4303 notes

bookstrucked:
"When the uncertain future becomes the past, the past in turn becomes uncertain".

bookstrucked:

"When the uncertain future becomes the past, the past in turn becomes uncertain".

(via bookporn)

— 20 hours ago with 35 notes
"But depression wasn’t the word. This was a plunge encompassing sorrow and revulsion far beyond the personal: a sick, drenching nausea at all humanity and human endeavor from the dawn of time. The writhing loathsomeness of the biological order. Old age, sickness, death. No escape for anyone. Even the beautiful ones were like soft fruit about to spoil. And yet somehow people still kept fucking and breeding and popping out new fodder for the grave, producing more and more new beings to suffer like this was some kind of redemptive, or good, or even somehow morally admirable thing: dragging more innocent creatures into the lose-lose game. Squirming babies and plodding, complacent, hormone-drugged moms. Oh, isn’t he cute? Awww. Kids shouting and skidding in the playground with no idea what future Hells await them: boring jobs and ruinous mortgages and bad marriages and hair loss and hip replacements and lonely cups of coffee in an empty house and a colostomy bag at the hospital. Most people seemed satisfied with the thin decorative glaze and the artful stage lighting that sometimes, made the bedrock atrocity of the human predicament look somewhat more mysterious or less abhorrent. People gambled and golfed and planted gardens and traded stocks and had sex and bought new cars and practiced yoga and worked and prayed and redecorated their homes and got worked up over the news and fussed over their children and gossiped about their neighbors and pored over restaurant reviews and founded charitable organizations and supported political candidates and attended the U.S. Open and dined and travelled and distracted themselves with all kinds of gadgets and devices, flooding themselves incessantly with information and texts and communication and entertainment from every direction to try to make themselves forget it: where we were, what we were. But in a strong light there was no good spin you could put on it. It was rotten from top to bottom."
 Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch (via wordsnquotes)

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— 1 day ago with 1275 notes
fitwithoutfat:

Simple & delicious recipe from @happyandhealthy96 😍 Just blend 5 frozen bananas with 2 cups frozen blueberries! #happyandealthy96

See I don’t get these healthy smoothies where weight loss is involvedYes if you’re in it for the nutritional value But is this a snack? A drink? An entire meal?That’s 5 bananas- like 500 calories worth of bananasIf you’re trying to lose weight probably don’t eat a 650 fucking calorie snack

fitwithoutfat:

Simple & delicious recipe from @happyandhealthy96 😍 Just blend 5 frozen bananas with 2 cups frozen blueberries! #happyandealthy96

See I don’t get these healthy smoothies where weight loss is involved
Yes if you’re in it for the nutritional value
But is this a snack? A drink? An entire meal?
That’s 5 bananas- like 500 calories worth of bananas
If you’re trying to lose weight probably don’t eat a 650 fucking calorie snack

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— 3 days ago with 1247 notes

stannisbaratheon:

@WorstMuse is a relic of the human race

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— 4 days ago with 80697 notes
"In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount."
Haruki Murakami, After Dark (via wordsnquotes)

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— 5 days ago with 1740 notes

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dubbayoo:

“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”

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— 5 days ago with 306451 notes

princesshoneycunt:

ed-pool:

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

"And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true."

I will never watch this movie the same again

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— 5 days ago with 15641 notes
surrealvitriol:


Hand embroidery on natural linen.

surrealvitriol:

Hand embroidery on natural linen.

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— 6 days ago with 8948 notes